Good LORD the romantic hexagon that Gossip Girl has become…
Blair loves Chuck but thinks she loves Louis because of his vows which actually Dan wrote who is really in love with Blair but Serena is in love with Dan but no one is in love with her cuz she sucks.
The answer to everyone’s woes: Serena and Louis get together cuz they’re both useless, and Blair, Dan, and Chuck have a beautiful beautiful threesome. Or maybe Dan and Nate can hook up, I’d be ok with that too.
this is exactly perfect.
